【The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String】

Nintendo didn't offer pre-orders for its NES Classic in 2016,The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String and that's not changing this year with the SNES Classic. But, the company promises, pre-orders aregoing to be a thing.

That's the gist of Nintendo's latest SNES Classic news, which takes the form of a Facebook post. The Walmart thing was a foul-up, but you can look forward to pre-order availability from most of the major retailers -- Nintendo doesn't name which ones -- toward the end of August.

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Here, stare at Nintendo's words and feel the anticipation...

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So... uh... there you go. The thing we already knew was coming is, in fact, still coming. Even better: at an undetermined moment later this month, some lucky few will enjoy the privilege of being able to spend money in advance on the thing.

Cool deal. GLHF.


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